I shower MORE then twice a day Me is like a flower!
I shower twice a day. Me SUPER clean! ^o^
I shower once a day, so me very, very clean!
Every two days... so me still quite clean!
Every three days... I pong a bit.
About once a week. I could kill you with my stink.
Once a month. Hygiene is over-rated.
Every year. I smell like Death itself.
What's a shower?