Just wait until you come to New York some day.Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Um... I had to be caesectioned out as a baby because I was going to die if I wasn't and my heart was in distress. That aside... nothing really.
Just wait until you come to New York some day.
Um... I had to be caesectioned out as a baby because I was going to die if I wasn't and my heart was in distress. That aside... nothing really.
How ironic. Your birth was because of your heart being in distress, and your existence makes my heart distressed
In seriousness, I don't believe I have ever had a close brush with death. I guess the closest would be occasional nearly-hit-by-a-car-going-8MPH, and that one time I got binked on the head with half a brick.
That explains a lot
just recently i almost choked to death, seriosly stupid way to.
I was walking outside with couple of friends, eating pizza and my friend said " look at that mega ass!" ( in a bad way). I looked over and just burst out laughing, ( it was huge...). So i started to choke on pizza, my friends tried to help me, but since i was laughing so much, the bit pizza kept getting caught in my throat. That was until i ran and fell onto a fallen huge tree. I stop laughing cause of the pain, and the bit pizza came out, cause of the fall.
Then my friends started laughing at me LOL
Never Ending Pain....
That is your karma; who is the mega ass now
I think I almost died from alcohol poisoning once. Not pretty.
A few months ago my friend wrecked his car when we were all in it and my head smashed against the windshield, and I just flew back against the seat. I just had slight lacerations, and a bit of glass in my forehead. The brim of my hat saved my life. :o
I once thought i could fly,so i brought alot of chicks to my house to watch me do my "talent" off of my roof. You can kinda guess what happened next
i'm amazingyeah i was at this big cliff and i was looking down and i fell so i was hanging off of the cliff but my friend ayame pulled me up so i'm happy
yunacy is my BFF like for life [thanks 4 letting me use the sig!!!]
My apartment was almost set on fire with me in it ... i had no idea what was happening until after the fire was put out. It started as a grass fire and spread quickly to the are by my apt. and started the downstairs back porches (mad of wood) on fire and it was spreading up to the top floor (where i live).
If my neighbor on the building across from mine wasn't home and smoking on his porch at that moment i would have been B-B-Q-Fue~
Does that count ?
Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
Well, I was walking one night and this car nearly hit me (freakin' drunk drivers).... did a backflip off the side of an overpass.... "fortunately" it was a train overpass so I hit gravel instead of pavement. Not a comfortable experience.
yepi'm amazingyeah i was at this big cliff and i was looking down and i fell so i was hanging off of the cliff but my friend ayame pulled me up so i'm happy
I fell in the shower.
I choked on noodles.
A bus drove right past me just as I was about to cross the road.
A cool "near death" experience was when I was running to school and I was holding my report for something and I stopped for the truck to pass then I crossed at the moment it passed and my paper flew out of my hands and onto the truck. And away it went. Was a good excuse for school. Thankfully it was typed. Oh and uh...then a...comet hit me...
I don't work very well with stairs.
At work, there's quite a lot of stairs. And I'm always in a hurry to get up and down them. I fall down a lot because my shoes are greasy.
I've also fallen in the shower a lot. My head smacked into the tap once, so not only did I get the biggest headache, the water became extremely hot.
Oh yeah, i almost died from chokeing on apple sauce. Very intense moment
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