I feel like whining right now about how crappy I feel! I came down with something two days ago, and I feel like a family of obese squirrels has nestled itself in my nasal passages. I have a fever, I'm congested, I have a cough, my lips are chapped, my mouth is dry etc., etc... can you say "doctor's note"??
It's now 2:09, and I can't get back to sleep for fear that my entire brain will dissolve into mucus.
*Goes to get drunk on NyQuil.