Paper clip piercings are all the rage nowadays, but it's only cool if you get it in the back of the neck. Allow me to assist you in jamming a paper clip into the back of your neck.
This was a disgusting fad. It says to me "You can go out and buy regular earrings, so you just grab some UNCLEAN paperclips off of your desk and stick them into your ear (or where ever else)." NO.