I'm getting cockroachy sensations on the soles of me feet, now. Curses.
I'm getting cockroachy sensations on the soles of me feet, now. Curses.
This thread reminds me of the spaiwear thread xD thanks.
Anyway, I hate multilegged insects like millipedes and centipedes because their appearance is so grotesque that I dare not touch. So what's the big deal?
One day my ex gf starts yelling downstairs. I come down and see a millipede crawling around her desk!
Gasp what do I do?
15 mins later I crushed it, grabbed a tissue and threw it away. Took me forever cuz I didn't wanna touch it
ewww!
I don't like wasps because once one landed on my eyelid, and stung me. It sucked my soul out of my body and grew into a giant 10ft wasp, with a 3ft sting! It was horrific! But luckily, without my soul, I had no feeling of fear, so I jumped on it and bit it's disgusting bug-eyes and they popped and it went:
(squeaky voice) "NOOOOO!!!! THAT SOUL WAS TO BE MIIIINE! I COULD HAVE RULED THE WORLD!!!! YOU FIEND! I SHALL BE BACK DEMON! I SHALL BE BACK!"
and then it imploded and disappeared with a pop.
Needless to say, I have now got my soul again.
Last edited by Quindiana Jones; 09-14-2006 at 06:53 PM. Reason: I farted and laughed LoLzOrDs. I didn't really...I have no anus. :(
You are my azn muse, dear PG~Originally Posted by Pureghetto
And of course not, Doomie. This thread would be rather boring then. ;__;
MOSQUITOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY BIT ME EVERYWHERE!
I KILLED IT TODAY AFTER SCHOOL!
I used to hate wasps and bees.
Bugs talk to you? I'm sorry.
I have a millipede stalker at home, he followed me into my room, got under the covers with me, eeeeeeeeee. *cringe* I can't just kill something either, so I guess I'll let him stalk me until I accidentally squish him while rolling in bed.
This quote made me giggle uncontrollably for several reasons:
1: sig'd because I am immature
That is THE cutest bug I have ever seen. (1)Shame they're so poisonous because I want to stroke it.
(2)I like most bug. I think slugs and (3)prey mantises are adorable.
2: lol @ spellingerrors
3: My friend threw a praying mantis at me and it was scary
Haha. xD Shoulda seen my LJ entry about the bug. I said I wanted to stroke it and brush my lips on it and I didn't realise how much people were going to consider that to be sexual, which is sad because I usually have the dirtiest mind ever.This quote made me giggle uncontrollably for several reasons:
1: sig'd because I am immature
That is THE cutest bug I have ever seen. (1)Shame they're so poisonous because I want to stroke it.
(2)I like most bug. I think slugs and (3)prey mantises are adorable.
2: lol @ spellingerrors
3: My friend threw a praying mantis at me and it was scary
Rye, you have a dirty mind?
I thought you were so sweet and innocent and vulnerable and cute!
PLEASE tell me you have a dirty mind as in, 'There's a little bit of fluff in there. My feather duster will sort it out!' Otherwise I'll be so sad and I'll never post another Poll again!
How in love you are my friend...
No, she has a dirty mind in the sense that she's constantly telling me about people ejaculating on her. Figuratively, of course, but still.Rye, you have a dirty mind? :eek:
I thought you were so sweet and innocent and vulnerable and cute! :crying:
PLEASE tell me you have a dirty mind as in, 'There's a little bit of fluff in there. My feather duster will sort it out!' Otherwise I'll be so sad and I'll never post another Poll again! :crying:
/priedHaha. xD Shoulda seen my LJ entry about the bug. I said I wanted to stroke it and brush my lips on it and I didn't realise how much people were going to consider that to be sexual, which is sad because I usually have the dirtiest mind ever.This quote made me giggle uncontrollably for several reasons:
1: sig'd because I am immature :bigsmile:
2: lol @ spellingerrors
3: My friend threw a praying mantis at me and it was scary :(
/asianpried
/asianpried....rice
if you typed bigger maybe i would reply
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Come to Devil Man baby!
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