In Soviet Russia, bird crap on - no, wait.
In Soviet Russia, bird crap on - no, wait.
there was a picture here
Nope, but I came really close to being crapped on earlier this month. That'll teach me for going outside.
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a small piece missed one of my shoulders a few years back. there was a time where they just made a complete mess of my yard. thankfully, the floor was layered with bricks so it was easy to clean...
No. But one pooped and it landed in mommy's hair.
heck no. but some kids were playing live action D&D at recess in 8th grade and a giant mass of seagulls flew over their exhibition...i think almost all of them got hit
i laughed so hard i cried
NO BIRD POO POO ON ME.
A bird made a nest on my head once and we live happily together until I got hungry and ate it.
I haven't. But my van has.Originally Posted by Rainecloud
Faeces.
If a bird dumped on me, I probably wouldn't ask her out again.
Yup, after i took off my hat -__-
Once I was holding a school book open at break time and a bird crapped on it. That was smurfing great.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FecesFaeces.
If a bird dumped on me, I probably wouldn't ask her out again.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spelling_differences
I happen to like the American way of spelling it, and you won't catch me saying that too often, nosiree.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
I have been crapped on twice, it was wiped on me once. When the bell rang at my middle school, everyone would cover their heads and duck for cover (god help you if you're in PE at the time, with no cover, barely any clothing...)
And once in elementary school, my friend and I were returning from the bathroom when he decided to slide across a table in the yard, and slid through some. Needless to say, I laughed my ass off.
When it comes to spelling differences, Americans are always wrongI happen to like the American way of spelling it, and you won't catch me saying that too often, nosiree.Faeces.
If a bird dumped on me, I probably wouldn't ask her out again.
Yes, once. It happened in the assembly, I was hearing the teacher's boring blablabla until a nice white cargo fall on my shirt. Glad that no one recognizes it until someone realizes and spread that rumour........humiliation! Only few peoples know, that's ok. NWO: Nice White Cargo.
Airdrop was better than Bird faeces or Bird feces.
The Late Owen Macwere Production.
A bird crapped on my friend and then she wiped it on me
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