View Poll Results: Are Rabbits the most cunningly evil creatures in the Universe?

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Thread: Rabbits are Evil.

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    Default Rabbits are Evil.

    This morning I saw a rabbit kick the crap out of a little kitten. It was so sad!

    I got these 2 neighbours to either side o' my house. One has the prettiest smallest white kitten the other has a great big fat black rabbit This morning the little kitten ventured into my neighbours garden on an exploration trip, when BAM!

    BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

    The evil great big fat black rabbit sprinted up to the pretty little kitten and knocked it flying over! The kitten went supersonic! The poor thing was so frightened and scared that it jumped over my fence, dashed across my garden and ran back into the safety of it's own home while the evil great big fat black rabbit gloated over it's triumphant, dark, menacing victory!

    So, topic of Thread is: Are rabbits the most cunningly evil creatures of all time? I mean... they look so cute and fluffy and innocent...

    But they aint'!

    And have you ever had any scary encounters with Ninja Rabbits like, i dunno, being pooped on, or being bitten?
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    YOu really need to watch out for those Moon Rabbits.

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    Rabits aren't bad.... neither cats only if someone do smth bad to them!

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    Although it was a shame for the poor little kitten, the kitten was on the rabbit's territory. If somebody jumped over my fence, an into my yard, I'd give them a beating.

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    My friend used to have a rabbit that would go insane everytime you looked at it. Whenever a person tried to pick it up, it would jump at the arm and either headbutt it or grab ahold of one of the fingers. He quickly got rid of it and realized the error of his ways.

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    the rabbit described by you seems like some kinda devil rabbit.....but i know lots of cats thatd kill ya soon as look at yo...most animals are nicer than humans though....

    Sephiro this here.

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    I hate rabbits. They're terrible. And they don't do anything at all, from my experience. Just sit and stare and be scared of everything. Although they are cute, that's not enough to save them. I hated it when my friend used to have like 10 of them, and I'd go over to her house, and all she wanted to do was look at them and show them to me and awww. Blegh.

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    Rabbits are for procreating and eating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    =(

    My friend used to have a rabbit that would go insane everytime you looked at it. Whenever a person tried to pick it up, it would jump at the arm and either headbutt it or grab ahold of one of the fingers. He quickly got rid of it and realized the error of his ways.
    Your name and the thread topic is ironic. I just wanted to say that word. It's not ironic in the least :)

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    My name is actually a misnomer. I'm not really too fond of rabbits or bunnies. Nor am I actually a bunny. Many people are thrown off by this when I admit it.

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    The Rabbit must have been provoked by the Kitten.

    I don't consider Rabbits to be 'evil' in any sense of the word.
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    Hey, rabbits are evil!!!!!!!!! I saw one tear the throat out of one of King Arthur's men and kill a lot of other Knights before they were forced to defend themselves with a HOLY HANDGRENADE! and all they wanted to do was pass through a cave to look for a grail!

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    Agrudis agrees. Rabbits are bad.

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    I saw a ninja squirrel beat the crap out of a raven once. It was AWESOME.
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