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    Only fat truck drivers who have a two dollar *** for a wife should be allowed to eat hamburgers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Mullet View Post
    Do you think gay men and gay women should be allowed to eat hamburgers? Do you think it is 'natural' for hamburgers to be eaten by them, or not?

    What do other people think on this?
    I think only one gay gender should eat them. Furthermore, it is completely natural for gay humans to consume food. It is a little known fact that they actually follow most heterosexual human habits.

    I'm not telepathic nor do I have any extra sensory perception qualities so, as far as what other people think on this, I wouldn't know.

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    President Bush already banned it.

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    Women and gay men should not be allowed to take a single bite out of a hamburger. This is because the meat in the hamburger is Gods gift to mankind, and God does not think well about homosexuals or women.
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    Lesbians don't like meat.

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    The very thought of it makes my mind wobble!

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    Are you freaking stupid!?

    There is no difference between a straight person eating a hamburger and a gay person eating a hamburger!!!!!!!!!

    I have a gay relative and gay friends, and when I see them eat hamburgers I feel just normal.

    No offense, but you are freaking dumb thinking there is something funny about that.

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    well... gay people are usually more liberal, and liberals are more often vegetarians, so no, gay people should not eat hamburgers

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    Something inside tells me no but I say yes. It's just food.

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    It's funny seeing a few people take this seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shauna View Post
    It's funny seeing a few people take this seriously.
    Hamburgers are a very serious subject.

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    Yes. You are right. I'm sorry. ;_;

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shauna View Post
    It's funny seeing a few people take this seriously.
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    There are so many factors to consider when this highly controversial question is presented. Well, at least when it comes to gay men. Women can have meat in their mouth--if they please--at all times as far as I am concered.

    ANYWAY, first we must think about the most important aspect of gay men eating hamburgers. Is it sacred like when a straight man indulges in eating hamburgers? This is a difficult question to answer because as time as goes on, the whole concept of eating hamburgers has become less and less sacred due to the concept of more healthy eathing habits. One could say that people divorce themselves from hamburgers.

    Another thing one should consider is if it is natural to eat hamburgers for gay men. We all are sure that it's pretty natural for a red blooded straight man to eat hamburgers...but gay? It's not exactly a traditional concept.

    I guess in the end it doesn't matter if someone wants to eat hamburgers no matter what kind of person with any kind of lifestyle he or she lives.

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    Beef ought to only go into the mouth of a straight woman. There should be neither gay consumers of a big piece of meat, nor male.

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