Like all moral Americans, I'm concerned with preserving the sanctity of lunch, though we must remember that Jesus teaches that "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God". It is a well-known fact that gays are in general wealthier than the population at large and therefore doubly in danger of being consigned forever to the fire that burns but does not consume. For the benefit of their immortal souls, then, it is important that they be free (and encouraged) to spend their money on hamburgers. The major shareholders and executives of the food production and service corporations are already good Christians, as evidenced by their generous support for the Republican Party, which makes them perfectly free to accumulate wealth without angering God. These wise leaders understand that a ban on the consumption of hamburgers by gays would lead to the loss of a valuable market segment, and when combined with the recent rise in the rate of Hamburglary, would significantly diminish the revenue of all sectors of the food industry, forcing businesses to cut jobs. We can see, then, that preventing homosexuals from buying hamburgers will increase their wickedness, deprive godly businessmen of honest profits, and create a new crop of jobless single mother welfare queens who have more and more children to increase their government benefits and then start getting abortions just for variety. In short, if we don't do all we can to encourage all Americans to eat hamburgers, the terrorists win.