You've gotta help me! They found out I have the plans! I snuck out the back and hid in a ditch using my wifi to broadcast this message. Listen carefully: the winning lotto numbers for next week are 4, 11, 17, 37, 45, 49.

With my information I can cripple the economy. Oh crap they are approaching. If you read this, do NOT reply! I've got a backup plan to

Oh wait, this is a false alarm. Citiizens of America do not pay any mind to this message. I am not being chased by the FBI, nor am I an agent on their behalf.

Sincerely, PeeMee, or whatever that guy's name is

Last post modified by Pureghetto on 9/29/2006 at 10:00am