Does your computer have a name?

[Spammerman]

'Stupid piece of crap that I need to replace'
Yeah, that's right...

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Bobbylaptop, nothing original. Then there is a string of curses it is called when it angers me.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Mine is named Ganalath, because I knew it'd be a pain in the @$$.

[Polaris]

Computer???? Sometimes I insult it like 'stupid' and 'old', but I don't think I'll name it

[Dynast-Kid]

My computer doesn't have a name...But I dubbed my PS2 "Cassandra"

[Vermachtnis]

Steve

[Quindiana Jones]

Mine's called Bantam in honour of a dead man.

Actually it's called Blue I think. Network name that is. Although it may be called Alpha or Beta now. I'll call it Alfred Alpha, or Betty Beta.

[Iceglow]

I generally end up with computers my friends are selling off cheap or giving away because they "screwed them up" (or in my words they just need a format, maybe a few new pieces i.e. disc drive ect) because I am cheap and thanks to my sister have not got a credit rating to go out and buy a brand new one (even though I can afford them) so I get given these old "Dead" computers and fix them up and as a bit of a joke I used to use the old computer names and place "undead" or "reborn" next now I just use my current screen name (depends on how often they need patching up as to whether that gets changed or not.) My current computer (a laptop I got second hand ~ Toshiba 1100 satelite model) is/was called Iceglow which has been a reccuring name I have used for new computers or ones I have built for myself over the years.

[Shlup]

My computer is pink and his name is Kitty. Mu husband's is black and his name is Killer. They make sweet love on a regular basis.

[Outer Heaven]

Piece-of-[img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]-good-for-nothing-smurfing-computer.

Hey, that's my computer's name.

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

My computer is called Timmy.

Me and Timmy have a lot of fun together...we even search porn together

[Rase]

Filliam H. Muffman. We go on Splendiferous Zeppelin Escapades together all the time.

[Levian]

Peter

[Dr Unne]

My main computer was called "loonix". Then a got a new main computer, and I call it "compy". My Mac Mini was called "mini". My other computer running BSD is called "bsd". When I boot to Windows on any computer I tend to call it "windoze". I'm clearly quite imaginative. My LAN domain name and/or workgroup is "melmond".

[Ryth]

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