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    Who's scruffy lookin'? Captain Maxx Power's Avatar
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    Default Man I'm bursting!

    Our toilet's currently blocked at the moment. Without this simple device I am reduced to something akin to a jibbering wreck. I've had it all going on, hot water, bleach, even shoving my arm down the U-bend (not a recommended experience). But to no avail. I can only hope there's somewhere with a public urinal of some cleanliness available on a Sunday

    To give a topic, have you ever had to really really REALLY do "something" but were just unable to do so, and how did you cope?
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    I think I'm going to go use my toilet now.

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    Pirates go wherever they feel like it.

    And yes, I have had to do "something" I have been unable to do before.

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    In can do EVERYTHING

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    Ah.

    My bladder is so releaved.

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    I'm usually thirsty whenever I need to urinate, so it kinda sorts itself out.

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    tied it in a knot....FIVE TIMES

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    tied it in a knot....FIVE TIMES
    didnt it like...........explode.........

    Sephiro this here.

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    didn't actually do it...that would hurt...and in reality, i doubt i would get one knot done

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    Once my cousin didn't feel like walking a little of a ways, so she just went on the sand in the playground. If I have to go really bad I'll sprint and start unbuttoning my pants while I'm on my way into the stall. Wow, how embarrassing.

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    Given the circumstances, I'll just let my flag fly whenever it occurs.

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    When I was in high school I seemed to always need to go toilet just as the period started. The teacher wouldn't let me out the first time I asked because he says I could have just gone and would have to wait until later because the class is starting and he doesn't want me to miss out on anything. The second time I ask he says it's too close to the end of the period and I might as well wait until it's over. It was pretty horrible and I always thought I was going to pee my pants. I never did, thankfully. I had to cross my legs so tight I started to ache in my hips and back. Sometimes when the bell rang, though, I swear I almost wet myself in excitement. It wasn't so bad in the 1 hour blocks, but the 2-hour science blocks I had in Year 10 were gutbusting.

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    according to the film 'liar liar', if you hold it in too much, it can lead to erectile dysfunction

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    Yep, I've experienced that bursting feeling a couple of times - some of them was while sitting in a moving car on the freeway or in a bus... definitely not comfortable I can asure you.

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    Just ask your fellow neighboors to use their bathroom!

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