Yesterday, I went against everything I have ever stood for. Yesterday, I went against all that is righteous, and good. Yesterday, I set foot into Star Bucks. And yesterday, I drunk something from Star Bucks.
The story -
So, the aim of this thread, is to share your experiences with cafés and etc etc, whether it be bad service, horrible drinks/food, or horrible one legged monkeys, that stare and stare at you and won't look away oh god stop looking at me you filthy monkeys STOP ITCaptain's log, stardate 54324.5: I was in London for the day shopping for new clothes. Of course I bought the most awesomest amazedness coolest clothes in the world. Including Hello Kitty laces for my shoes, and a Hello Kitty hat. Amazing. Simply amazing.
About halfway into my shopping I found I had grown quite hungry. So I did what I always do when I'm hungry; I decided to go and get something to drink. The only place that I could find at that point in time was Starbucks, my long-time arch nemesis. I was dazed from shopping, therefore not at my best, but this was no excuse. What little dignity I had left in me persuaded me to at least buy hot chocolate, not coffee. It tasted like coffee anyway. I think it was coffee.
That night, I began to feel a little under the weather but, because I simply don't get sick, of course I wasn't sick. But there were some frequent visits to the toilet that night.
This morning, I wake up and for some reason, out of the blue, I have a full blown cold, except I don't feel like I've got one. I just have all the symptoms. I don't know what they put in that "hot chocolate" but I'm pretty sure it wasn't chocolate.
If Starbucks are going to take over the world, then I am going to have to take over myself before those scoundrels get the chance.