"Is that you Rajar? You sound like Rajar, are you sure your not him?"
Roomies ...
"Is that you Rajar? You sound like Rajar, are you sure your not him?"
Roomies ...
" Don't drink and drive, you might spill your beer"
"Ingrid? Bergman? From the cave?"
" Sex is alot like Pizza, when its good, its great. When its bad, its still pretty good "
Someone paid a make-up artist, how much money to make her look like she's got a zit in the middle of her head.
This sexy sig is by Owen Mcwere. Thank you Owie!
''If your parents didn't have any children, chances are you won't either.''
"Don't put too much petrol in your car, or you won't be able to get in it".
Wise words indeed.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
"In life he was a living legend. In death, nothing has changed..."I read it in a magazine. Apparently someone said that on live tv ages ago.
When someone begins to learn something difficult, I always just say: "Don't worry. It's like sex. It doesn't make a lick of sense until you just do it."
This guy are sick.
there was a picture here
Dad: You'll break the chair doing that.
Me: I'll break your smurfing neck.
Mum: I shouldn't stand for that if I were you.
Dad: I'm not, I'm sitting down.
Well it was funny when it happened about 5 minutes ago
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"Never underestimate the power of stupid."
It's more of an awakening that anything. Seriously, my car went up in flames last year cause of someone stupid.
BEHOLD!!! The 88 Plymouth Sundance!!
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers." is the full quote, I believe.
what if i dont want to post once every 10 posts huh. what if i want to post once every 7
Then someone warns and Leeza drives up in the Catmobile, and mauls you with her big CKlaws.
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