What came first? The chicken or the egg?

[The Devil Man]

This morning your Friendly, Evil, Neighbourhood, Dark Lord of Destruction, Eternal Enemy of Mankind, Chocolate-Cake loving Devil Man was thinking about chickens when he was struck by an age old question that has puzzled philosophers and, er, Devil Man, for many thousands of years.


What came first? The chicken or the egg?


I have no idea! How can a chicken be born without an egg? But how can an egg be plopped without a chicken?


And do you boil your eggs, fry them or eat them scrambled?


Devil Man needs answers or he may never eat a chicken again! Or an egg!


Edited: To provide further thought-provoking discussion!

[Reine]

Oh dear god, I argued this point for ages somewhere else xD It is a never ending debate

[Paro]

The order came first, I wanted chicken and eggs.

[Breine]

The chicken? ...just a guess

This discussion could go on forever.

[Levian]

The egg came first because Dinosaurs layed eggs before the chicken existed. So there.

[The Devil Man]

The egg came first because Dinosaurs layed eggs before the chicken existed. So there.

So what came first?

The dinosaur or the egg?

How can a dinosaur be born without an egg? And how can an egg be born without a dinosaur?

Now Devil Man is more confused then ever!

But lets not get off topic! We are trying to solve the mystery of that most delicious of Mother Nature's creations... chickens!

[Levian]

The egg came first because Dinosaurs layed eggs before the chicken existed. So there.

So what came first?

The dinosaur or the egg?

Now that's a whole other question. Not on topic either. :mog:

[Christmas]

Egg cannot coo coo cooz~~~~ with each other to reproduce themselves. So Chicken came first.

[Loony BoB]

The chicken came first.

More importantly, why did the chicken cross the road?

More importantly, why did the squirrel and the raccoon cross the road?

Bonus points to those who know where that's from.

[Spammerman]

The egg, which came from some feathered dinosaurs.

[Polaris]

First appeared Devil Man, then the egg then the chicken... wait or was first the chicken, then the egg and then Devil Man? But remember no eggs, no chocolate cake

Maybe it was the chicken... but the with no egg no chicken *thinks*

[bipper]

I am guessing the chicken, specifically rooster, as the verb in topic is not possible with an egg.

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

The Egg. The chicken evolved from a dinosaur (I think.. let's assume so...it evolved from something.) So there is a point where it is a chicken and no longer a dinosaur. So it would evolve into a chicken but would need to be born from an egg. Soo.. the egg came first... (I think so anyway....)

[Bahamut2000X]

Wow some people have no lives. But still yet, I win!

(SPOILER)It was the egg for you lazy bums.

[Quindiana Jones]

Chickeney things first. Evolution, my friends! EVOLUTION!

And then it plopped out a mutant being, called a chicken.