I work at a video store. I just deal with stupid customers coming in asking us stupid question.

When I used to work at this bookstore someone came in and asked

"Are these all reading books in here?"

"*assuming they mean fiction* Erm...well, that whole side of the shop is non-fiction, was there something in particular you were after?"

"I need a reading book!"

"*does she mean kids reading books?!* Did you have a title or perhaps a genre?"

"*stomps over to thriller section and gestures wildly* OH for heaven's sake, you haven't got ANY reading books have you! *storms out*"

I was like "wtf"?