Why do women get so angry when I tell them their place is to make sandwiches?

[Giga Guess]

Yeah, seriously, DK. I tell Jess to get into the kitchen and make me some food, and she does it like a good Christian slave girlfriend. Most women just have problems.

That's because when I'm slaving over a hot oven for you, I'm doing it as a child of God and setting an example of the place in life for women.
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And wondering if you'd get caught for slipping in some rat poison.