View Poll Results: What do you do when a child asks you about something they're not supposed to know?

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  • Lie to them and tell them some sort of fairy tale or anything else non-sensical.

    11 18.97%
  • Tell it to them straight, and shatter the tiny, protected world they've been living in.

    34 58.62%
  • Run away screaming.

    13 22.41%
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Thread: Mommy, what's that snake doing to that pink taco?

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    Default Mommy, what's that snake doing to that pink taco?

    What do you do in situations that involve a child asking about things they aren't supposed to know (i.e. sex)?

    I usually just avoid the situation and try to make them forget about it. Hey, it's better than lying.

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    I feel a bit strange, because I've known about sex and drugs for as long as I can remember.
    I was certainly naive as a kid, but I at least knew about sex and drugs.

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    Luckily my little ones haven't got to this point yet. However, with my five year old nephew, I found that if you use really big words and give them a complicated answer, they'll leave you alone about it, and immediately go ask their parents.
    My sister in law hates it when I do that. I dread the day she does it to me...

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    I've never really been asked, but I think it'd be best to kind of tell it to them based on what's appropriate of their age, rather then flat out tell them/lie.


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    Give them enough information to satisfy their curiosity, without going overboard.

    Essentially, what Rye said.

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    I'm a bad person.
    i am...

    Sephiro this here.

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    I tell them fairy tales about the "snake" and "pink taco" Nothing like a fairy tale to explain things to kids..!

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    My sister: Sissy what's a condom?
    Me: Ask you mom... MOOOOOM WHAT'S A CONDOM?

    :d I always ask my sister to ask her mother

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    Pink Taco, thats hilarious :P

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    I'm gonna make my husband deal with those questions when the time comes.

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    Depends on how they are related to me. A friend's or family member's kid? I'd lie or tell them to ask mommy. A stranger's? I'd tell the truth. My own, or one I had jurisdiction over? I'd tell the truth.

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    I'd tell them the truth, but it would be a child freindly version of the truth. My little sister is more perverted than me, an she's only seven. She has been corrupted, an it makes angry. I think it's disgusting when older people try an pervert children.

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    With that particular question? I'd pop in a porno and make them watch. Then I'd tell them they're supposed to do that with their little friends. Then I'd get arrested.

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    That second option.

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