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So, what cool things have you found lately around your house?

Devil Man found a great big Mirror which is amazing news!

For now Devil Man can stare at himself for even longer in his wonderous mirror and admire his splendid beauty. He truly has the most astonishing dark brown eyes, perfectly chiselled cheekbones, the most awesomest jawline, and a smile that has melted many a womans heart!

This Mirror is a fantastic discovery and each day Devil Man admires himself for an hour in the morning and an hour in the evening and marvels at Mother Nature's kindness to the People of Earth for bestowing upon them such a fantastic gift. Mother Nature has blessed all you mortals by giving you the wonderfulness that is.... Devil Man!