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    Get his number or MSN. Flirting through text can be a lot easier, and very fun. ^_^ Plus if anything goes too far you can just say you were messing around. But yeah I've had some fun flirting with a few people on MSN that I know IRL, and it's helped us get together in a couple of cases Though I don't know if my idea of flirting is the same as it often involves somewhat dirty conversation. xD
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    Quote Originally Posted by RiseToFall View Post
    Tell him you know how to cook and he's yours, no question about it.
    >>> Yeah, give him something to eat...
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    I'm just a good flirter. I have no idea how I do it.

    In person.

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    Get tough!

    If he won't go out with you KICK. HIS. ASSSSSSSS!

    I flirt by observing others then jumping in unexpectedly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~ View Post
    Ok, I like this guy, but Im hopless at flirting! I just act friendly towards him and have a joke, but that way, he wont have a clue I fancy him!

    So come on you casanovas! How do you flirt?
    Flirting just comes natural, have a laugh and a good time and he'll get it, yeah.

    Bunny said it best.
    I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet; You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.

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    Tell him that he's just been poisoned and the only way to get the antidote is to go out with you. Works like a charm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yamaneko View Post
    Tell him that he's just been poisoned and the only way to get the antidote is to go out with you. Works like a charm.
    Note: Do not actually poison him. Just FYI.

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    A little poisoning never hurts anyone.
    I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet; You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.

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    Well if he turns out to be a jerk...

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    Poetry


    there was a picture here

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    Is that how you woo the birds, manny?
    I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet; You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.

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    Only Christmas. She has a thing for van dyke collars and codpieces.


    there was a picture here

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    Seems fair enough, though I prefere tuna myself.

    So then how would you make a poem out of Van dyke collars and codpieces ? Let me in on your secret.
    I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet; You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.

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    All you need is a box of wrestling dvd's. Some beer. A overly lesbian porno and a cellphone and he's yours. Trust me.

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