I've been over this with my girlfriend. I am a super hero, and my name, is Slight Advantaged Man.
1. The power to not get cold as easy as other people.
2. The power to eat as much as I like and not gain weight. Also known as a high metabolism.
3. The power of a healthy apetite. I can eat more than most.
4. The power of self straightening hair. This one is a bit annoying, but my hair's a bit longer than most guys' and I always get asked if I straighten or brush my hair. Well, I don't!
5. The power of smooth skin. My skin apparently feels like I use moisturiser.
6. The power of well formed eyebrows. Or so my girlfriend says!
WARMTH! WEIGHT! FOOD! HAIR! SKIN! EYEBROWS! These powers combined create, SLIGHTLY ADVANTAGED MAN!


 
			
			 
					
				 
 
					
				 
					
					
					
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