As much as I'd love to post some funny video showing a gorilla on a phone or summat, that isn't what this is about.

It's my birthday soonish (26th October *hint hint* ), and I'm stuck on something.

With my birthday money, I usually by a new phone. It lasts me a long time and gets used all the time. Now, should I buy a new phone, or a gorilla suit? The gorilla suit will probably end up not being used, by I'm an idiot, and just WANT ONE.

So help me out. Which should I buy?


EDIT: Oh yeah, I'd just like to point out: there is a good reason as to why I'm on the internet at midnight.