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    Smile If you could Change Sex and be a Man or a Woman for a day...

    Devil Man was all of a sudden struck by an unusual thought!

    What if Devil Man became, for one whole day... Devil WOMAN!

    What would he do?

    Devil Man knows what he would do if he was a woman for a day He... I mean SHE (:chuckle would wake up, like a beautiful Goddess, and brush his teeth. Then she would wear some lipstick, put on a bra and panties, wear a nice dress and some killer high heels and go out to a bar, flirt with lots of men and get some free drinks (but she'd make sure she didn't get too drunk, just in case anything naughty happened ). Then she'd come home, strip naked, admire her beautiful body and sleep in her silk covered bed...

    That's what Devil Woman would do until she became Devil Man once more!

    So Devil Man's topic is: Ladies, if you were a man for a day, what would you do? And guys... errr... if you wanna answer this... what would you do if you were a girl for a day?

    (SPOILER)Sigh... I wish I could be a girlie for a day now... I wanna be more in touch with my feminine side...

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    If I was a man... I would hit on the guys in my gym class just to freak them out. hahaha especially Zachy poo.

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    Lost Number knows what he would do if he was a woman for a day He... I mean SHE (:chuckle would wake up, like a beautiful Goddess, and brush his teeth. Then she would wear some lipstick. Then she'd strip naked, admire her beautiful body and sleep in her silk covered bed...*enter non-repeatable section here*

    That's what Lost Number would do until she became Devil Man once more!
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    Best thread.

    I would do naughty things *cough* with a camera.*cough*

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    I wouldn't care to be a man for a day, but a man for a month -- now that'd be fun.

    EDIT: Actually, I'd like to change into a man on the day I'm due to give birth. It would be really funny.
    Last edited by Resha; 10-14-2006 at 05:43 PM.
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    I'd paint myself up like a jezabell and see if people would buy me things for being a girl.

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    I'd sleep with myself.

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    That would be.. wierd

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    Yeah, but then I'd know how good/bad I was at the sexing.

    Imagine if you lost your virginity to yourself???

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    I'd scratch my butt in public like some of them do.

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    I'd go get a job and start out making close to a buck more an hour than I normally would, then come back the next day as a woman and be like "suck it!" >D

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    Find the man of my dreams have fun. Then freak him out when im a guy again XD

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    i'd hit on girls. as a girl, that is.

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    I'd obviously become a lesbian and enjoy myself.

    Note: I didn't mean that in a rude kind of way.
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    I'd hit on BoB.

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