Han Solo or Indiana Jones?

[Martyr]

Han solo is way more badass.

Funny. My reasons for choosing Indiana are the same as yours for choosing Han.

I'd like to see Han Solo riding a little railroad bucket at breakneck speeds, fly off a break the tracks over liquid hot magma, and land perfectly on the tracks ahead of him.

Han does... What? He murders an inexperienced green alien who is desperate for notoriety in order to help his people, and then marries a princess because he's poor as dirt and has a price on his head. (LOSER!)
Plus, the guy's name is "Han." Sounds like "Wan" to me. It sounds palish and weak.

Indiana Jones is a badass AND a college professor. AND he has an AWESOME hat.

Let's throw in another capitalized AND.