Just how smart are they?

[BarelySeeAtAll]

my dog has, umm, he has given me his paw, out of plenty of training!!!

[Resha]

The smartest thing my old hamster ever did was bite my father's hand and run away.

[Yuffie514]

cats are smart, most specifically in the case of the 16-year old family cat:

* his meow is sounds more like a cry for his mom (like "ma")
* raps on the door or calls when he wants to come in
* always decide to choose a carpet than bedsheets to puke on
* some clean freak. will make a mess if there is other litters
with in the litter box

[blackmage_nuke]

The fish know (or think) its feeding time everytime they see a person get close to the tank.

[Vermachtnis]

My cat knows how to let us (me) know when it's hungry. It jumps in the cabinet grabs what kind of food it wants and bats it around until she hits me with it.
When she ate dry food she would drag the bad to her bowl and knock it over. Which is stupid and smart, she knows it's her food, but she won't eat it unless its in her food.
She has some concept of time. She turns on my TV to watch Raymond

[Mirage]

My late cat used to always look in both directions before crossing the road.

[Shiny]

My doggy read a bedtime story to me while sipping tea.

[Rye]

My father rarely hears the cat when it's meowing to get in, because he's in the second floor watching TV with high volume because his hearing ain't all that. So the cat manages to jump into a window, onto a swinging plant, hanging from the balcony and then to the balcony. That way she would be visible to him in the window from his chair. Whattakittie.

When my cousin was 7 his dog used to walk him to school (more often than not), and in lunch time my cousin would share half his lunch with him, and at the end of the day he would walk him back. They live in a very small community, so cars hardly ever pass by, maybe 3-4 in an hour. Anyway, this went on till my cousin turned 9 when the dog died of some disease.

Your dog pushed you in the river.

[Levian]

Your dog pushed you in the river.

That was not my dog! and it was hardly smart either.

[Rosenti]

my dog opens the backdoor himself when he needs out.. and we live in an apartment. Also if you go near him when hes eating or drinking, he will grab the bowl and JOG off in a "posh" way lol. Also he tells me when he is hungry or thirsty. He also takes his own bed, which is kind of like a huge fluffy rug, and folds it and puts it in diffrent positions for his suiteings Also he goes up on my bed and sleeps like a human with his head on pillow and such. And here is the great part! he puts his paw on the remote and constantly turns it to MTV... apartently he likes music :rolleyes2

[karas]

my cat opens the bathroom door and also it picked on my sisters cat when it had a cone thing on its head

[Fonzie]

My dog...um... knows how to dodge traffic? So far 2-1

[Sylvie]

My dog knows how to piss me off by barking for 20 minutes straight at some kid riding down the road on his bike.

[Quindiana Jones]

My dog thought of D-Day.

[Jess]

Bullseye (my dog) jumped up at my brothers door and opened it. I think that was just pure luck, though.