No one here will ever know what i TRULY, REALLY look like...

It wouldn't be fair on the women because they will see how GORGEOUS I am and they won't stop thinking about me for a single minute of their day. They will just continue to stare passionately at my picture all day long and forgot to live their lives They will dream of me day and night, just like every women who ever meet's me does.

And I wont reveal myself here because all that will lead to is me getting PM's from girls (and guys) all day long beggin' to meet me or askin' for my phone number... I'll be stalked!

Nor do i want to make any of the men jealous of how I look either. It would not be fair on any of the men...

BECAUSE DEVIL MAN LOVES YOU ALL!

Oh, and the only person I wanna see is Lord Quin n' Tonic. I bet he's a stud!