I totally did NOT steal this line idea from the musical Gypsy...

In any case, what's your name? Nicknames? Pet names from lovers?Pet names for lovers?

I am William Alexander Clark.
Nicknames include: Will, Bill, Billy, Alex... but NEVER Willy!
My lover doesn't really have a pet name for me... except Billy-kun.
And I am equally uncreative, calling him Bobby-chan.