That remind me that NANNY MANUS ate the batteries I brought yesterday and I hope he died of a horrible stomachache.
That remind me that NANNY MANUS ate the batteries I brought yesterday and I hope he died of a horrible stomachache.
Not really silly.
My sister bought me an RC Dalek for my birthday, but it's three batteries short so doesn't work.
On the topic of things that don't work, I've become impotant, and have started to live in a shed underground until the problem fixes itself.
Yeah, I once lived underground with some friends of mine, we were studying German. In fact, we were singing old german folk songs. Sure, I can't sing, but at least I'm terrible at it.
Seriously, my singing voice could dislocate shoulders within a 50 mile radius. Speaking of singing, do you know what I dislike about old people?
They always whine about how things were so much better before. At which point I would normally say "When? during the war? When Kennedy got shot? When Japan got bombed?", now I just nod and agree.
Then they tell me to speak up because their festering ears are malfunctioning and I tell them that I didn't say anything, then they change the subject to something totally unrelated, like cats.
Nobody would like a cat if it didn't have any fur. It would look like a snake, not even a cute snake, more like a snake in the freeway.
Some people should never be in the freeway, like old people. They just get a heart attack behind the wheel and smurf things up. Same with pregnant people. They just start giving birth. Birth is gross, there's nothing beautiful about birth at all, there's just blood and gore and crying. "Congratulations! A boy in slippery goo just came out of your bloody vagina! How do you feel?!"
I just feel like my day should be filled with something interesting, like piano lessons, or a conflict that would get worse and worse, but in the end of the day everything would be fine and I would've learned a valuable lesson, and this whole process could go over and over again during primetime each wednesday and thursday, but my life isn't a sitcom. It's not even a sit.
I swear I posted that just now and not seven months ago.
I know whatchamean with old people, Levian. My crazy Italian grandma is driving my family nuts. I swear, she's like a husk of a person, who cares only about blinds and antic lamps. xD
So, my kitchen is being remodeled for the past few weeks, and we have no stove, sink, or oven so we've been getting nothing but fast food and microvables, which sounds cool for maybe the first day, but I'm so sick of it! I want some grapes and apples and PASTA! ;__;
Italian! I had a big party yesterday and made 8 pizzas! Yes, 8! And 2 full plates of chickeny things! Madness!
Not that many people came either, because we didn't invite many LoL. And then we went to Bridgwater Carnival (which, by the way, all of you must look up) and then went to sleep. Man that was fun.
I slept last night, it was a pretty painful sleep. The mattress was hard, the pillows were flat and now my back is killing me.
You know what else is killing me? People who don't read. That kills me. You need to read the directions more clearly people otherise you just end up looking like a bunch of tools. TOOLS I SAY.
And not the useful kind of tool either. No no no. Not at all like a hammer. Now that's a useful tool. It doe everything from fix to break. It smashes, it bashes it makes a great mashed potato and it can be yours for only $99.99!!
Hammer! FTW.
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Boldly go.
Hammers! That reminds me of Bantam....by golly I miss that man.....I remember the thing he had with bipper. bipper's well lubed up. I know this well.
Haha lube. That reminds me of the post I made in EoEO that got me banned for two weeks. But it didn't even last a day. I have no idea why that happened. Still, that was a day too long.I don't like not being able to do stuff. LIKE HAVE A SIG OR CUSTOM.
Last edited by Quindiana Jones; 11-07-2006 at 07:46 PM.
Originally Posted by Resha
Man, I can't believe I vouched for Z_X.
There have been some interesting signatures as of late. Take Rye's, for example. Granted, it is kinda disturbing, but it's pretty creative nonetheless.
Speaking of being creative... creativity is extremely important to our quality of life. Whenever an artist produces a series of paintings, or a song, or a story, hundreds can enjoy it and it provides them with a hobby. This fills in free time and can allow them to relax.
Ahhhhhhhhhh relaxing. I won't be doing that ever again. I've got work work work till I die now
Talking about dying, my sig and custom mysteriously died. LOL FUNNY.
Haha, I like how Christmas keeps writing "LOL, SOMETHING" in Levian's usernotes. It makes me smile
Speaking of christmas...
has anyone ever noticed that it supermarket start stocking up earlier and earlier! It's so annoying, not that i don't like christmas, i do, but stupid supermarkets think they can see more coke if they have santa on it. haha. The other day i actually had a can of coke that was completely blone up, i had to hold it for the whole time i was on my laptop, kinda hard to type with...not used to typing with one hand, makes me slow. It was kind of unfortunate because me and my friends were having a discussion about rights to have an abortion. In the end, neither changed our minds, we put it down to him being a guy and me being a girl :P
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