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[Nominus Experse]

I once was given the prestigious honour of being audience to the event of a crow crapping on an infant in its baby stroller.

Oh... the tears of laughter robbed me of any breath for quite some time.

[Quindiana Jones]

My ex girlfriend :O_O:

Haha joking.

[Cz]

I thought this was going to be a thread about the glory of .

Anyway, the reason seagulls crap on you is because you are mean to them. Maybe if you donated more money to the RSPB this wouldn't happen.

[I Took the Red Pill]

You're such a liar Dan, you've never been outside.

[Chloe.]

That happened to me once, but it wasn't a seagull

[Flying Mullet]

<i>"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Seagull poopies are better. They leave the hair silky and smooth."</i>

[Roto13]

Seagulls are like pidgeons with a bad attitude.

[McLovin']

First off do you look like a seagull?

[Rye]

I feel your pain, Dan, a seagull pooped on me too once. It was hella gross, but luckily it.. er... landed on a vinyll jacket so it was easily washed and not on my face.

[The Devil Man]

If it ever lands on your face you should just pretend it's mayonnaise and eat it up. Yummy

...

Not that I've ever eaten bird turd

[Spammerman]

You shouldv'e given it aspirin or something. Its stomach will explode.

[escobert]

seagulls suck, and a bird crapped on me in Amsterdam

[The Devil Man]

seagulls suck, and a bird crapped on me in Amsterdam

What were you doing in Amsterdam you naughty, naughty boy?

Oh wait... you've said it already...

Something about seagulls sucking!

[Ki Ki]

I was wondering. Why would seagulls be in a place where there is no sea?
They're just making a bad name for themselves!

[Venom]

I've never had the experience when a seagull took a [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] on me before. However one time a pidgeon attacked me.