On Frenchie and Fear

[themagicroundabout]

what the smurf is a frenchie

[Decessus]

what the smurf is a frenchie

Frenchie is the bane of existance.

It would be appreciated if you were to actually read the posts in the thread.

[kikimm]

Oh quiet, you

[oddler]

It would be appreciated if you were to actually read the posts in the thread.

Oh quiet, you

Let's not turn this into another Eyes on Each Otheresque thread in the middle of General Chat, guys.

I'm glad the Frenchie thing hasn't caught on and I kind of hope it never does. It kind of creeps me out. I'm sorry, Rye.

[Decessus]

Not only is Frenchie creepy, it could cause childhood trauma. Did you know 9/10 insane assylum patients are under the influence of Frenchie?

Oh quiet, you

Any normal person would've ended that with some sort of punctuation, but I suppose CKs have no obligation to make proper sentences. Please keep that advice in mind during your next job application in some greasy fast food restaurant. It may help. But what do I know? I'm just 13 years old. Okay, I should stop now before I get banned.

Don't ban me - I'm just kidding!

[Psychotic]

It would be appreciated if you were to actually read the posts in the thread.

Oh quiet, you

Let's not turn this into another Eyes on Each Otheresque thread in the middle of General Chat, guys.

oddler told a mod off for moderating! I love it! :laugh: I love it so much that I'm gonna tell oddler off for breaking EoFF rule #6. oddler, don't break EoFF rule #6. Now oddler can tell me off, and I'll tell him off for telling me off, and we'll have an endless spiral going.

A highly original critique on a typing error, followed by personal insults.

Don't ban me - I'm just kidding!

When it's your quiet time, Decessus, you be quiet. There's a good fellow. Oh, and by the way, the next time you make a personal attack on a mod for doing their job and then qualify it with "just kidding" with a little bit of editing, you won't be banned.

EDIT: Just kidding. You will be!

ON TOPIC BONANZA TIME! GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!

[Christmas]

This is what happen when the MANUS virus corrupts you folks. That is why the MANUS virus is far worse than Frenchie.

[Rye]

I'm usually also very afraid of heights, but I've come quite a bit of a way. But rollar coasters and such still scare me to death, so I will not go on them ever.

And also, who ever said that Frenchie was a trend that I was trying to push on others? I hardly even mention Frenchie on EoFF, he's just in my sig! I think he's a cutie. I don't see why everyone should be scared/annoyed about it though, you guys have to stop taking these things so seriously, silly sallies!

[Madame Adequate]

I used to be abjectly, profoundly terrified of zombies. Don't ask me why. I've never encountered a more inept foe. Their only strengths are relentlessness and numbers. Anyone with smarts and two hours to prepare can make a decent barricade. A quick read of The Zombie Survival Guide will teach you a very great deal about how to deal.

Yet I was terrified. I mean, quite literally, it was an obsessive fear - I would lie awake at night worrying about the possibilities of zombie uprisings.

Now, however, this has passed. Whilst I am still somewhat wary I am not gripped by any fear regarding the matter. Rather I feel a little apprehensive and am ready to act on the situation. This pleases me because actually, zombies are incredibly cool. They're like the best horror movie enemy ever. Now that I don't fear zombies, I really quite like them.

[The Devil Man]

I understand your fear of Frenchie.

I too once felt this way. When I was younger, Frenchie was something strange, even alien, to me. I could not fathom his angles and curves. Was that a tongue? Or something more... sinister?

But time after time Frenchie professed his love for me, and for all Mankind. And I came to see his glory, his love. I realized that, in my denial and ignorance, I had been a milquetoast.

But now Frenchie has set me free. I am enveloped in his love, represented in our earthly realm by his glorious tongue. His bald head, his swollen chin, his thin mustache - it is as if Mankind has crafted the face of God onto the surface of the moon. It is looking upon the august, splendid features of divinity.

So I come to you in the spirit of friendship and brotherhood. I ask you, consider Frenchie's love for you. Consider his tongue, rising from the valley that is his mouth - it protudes mightily into the air, seeking love. Always seeking.

I understand your fear, as I said when I began. But think back. In your life you have surely found something at one time to be scary, even abhorrent. Yet these feelings faded and you now accept, even embrace these things. Do me one thing, even if you do fear Frenchie - list here these other things you have once feared, but now do not fear.

I used to be abjectly, profoundly terrified of zombies. Don't ask me why. I've never encountered a more inept foe. Their only strengths are relentlessness and numbers. Anyone with smarts and two hours to prepare can make a decent barricade. A quick read of The Zombie Survival Guide will teach you a very great deal about how to deal.

Yet I was terrified. I mean, quite literally, it was an obsessive fear - I would lie awake at night worrying about the possibilities of zombie uprisings.

Now, however, this has passed. Whilst I am still somewhat wary I am not gripped by any fear regarding the matter. Rather I feel a little apprehensive and am ready to act on the situation. This pleases me because actually, zombies are incredibly cool. They're like the best horror movie enemy ever. Now that I don't fear zombies, I really quite like them.

I am sure I am not the only one who has ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what you are talking about.


Kids! This is why you should ALWAYS SO NO TO DRUGS!

[Quindiana Jones]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

There's far too much evil on this page.

[Spammerman]

I used to be really afraid of heights, im a little less afraid now

[Resha]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

There's far too much evil on this page.

LOL. When I was little I was scared of threads that degenerated into evil but now I post in them.

Also I don't think I was scared of cockroaches when I was little, and went so far as to poke them, but that also kinda degenerated. Parallels. Opposites. What is this?

[~*~Celes~*~]

Frenchie =

I used to be deathly afraid of the dark. I still am from time to time (when it's storming outside or when I'm home alone) but that's it.

[Rusty]

I hate Frenchie. With a passion.

I fear heights and knives - when I'm not handling them.