Quote Originally Posted by Martyr View Post
What if the daring Martyr, who seeks thrills that compare with the prospects of death itself, dared to undertake the daunting and nigh impossible challenge of imitating Devil Man.

Surely, his mighty muscle and unsurpassed bravado intertwined with guts of all sorts (liver, pancreas, madula oblongata ) could attract the sexiest of ladies to his monumentally manly manhood for their pleasure, which stops short of infinite only before the likes of Devil man himself.:mog:

A Martyr os masculine proportions (of teh sexayness & powaa) may last in a realm of gretness emulation for at least 2.113 seconds!

Ergo...

I'll throw in another one of these.
And...

Ergo...

Martyr Man is ALSO a Wonderful Man, an Educated Man, A Sexy Man and is Now Officially A Great Man!

Oh, and Chemical is hawt!