Haha not bad Rye.

Seeing as good jokes are already being done, I'll tell you the bad jokes.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.

What do you call a man in a bed of dry leaves?
Russell.

What do you call a fisherman's wife?
Annette.