Heres a Resident Evil 4 joke

Leon runs into the merchant at the castle

Leon: Why can't you just give me the rocket launcher

Merchant: cause dumbass, Rocket launchers cost money, and I need money

Leon: Then why don't I just use the shotgun to blow your brains out

Merchant: cause I'm an NPC, you can't kill NPCs

Leon: watch me

Leon fires shotgun round at merchant...nothing happens

Merchant pulls out extra shotgun and kills Leon

YOU ARE DEAD *don't screw with the merchant*