Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
In terms of pain per second, I'd say being kicked in the groin, because just a split second of the foot being in the groin is enough to paralyse a man. If it lasted as long as childbirth did, I think the man would die of shock.
I agree with that too, it's the same when you eat an ice-cream and you get a brain-freeze.

Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB
That's going too far. A golf ball literally would not fit, as it's not biologically designed to stretch that wide for any reason. That would probably be impossible, and would end up in a very bloody mess if you (somehow) tried it.
The fallacy's continue when someone said it's like shoving a melon through your nostril.

I hate when you get hit where it hurts and you have about 3 seconds where you are just waiting for the pain to come.