Fish puns are amazing. I just can't kelp enjoying them, I have a whale of a time

Cod someone help me? Otherwise I've haddock it.
Not to carp on about it, although this thread is the plaice, but puns are sometimes truly dire and sometimes truly hilarious. And if you're floundering here, it's your own fault. If you start a thread complaining about puns, you beta be ready to suffer.
All these fish puns are making me eel. I'm going to crab some shuteye.