I'm from the burning legion ya know.
EDIT: Azeroth is a pretty nice choice for me.
I'm from the burning legion ya know.
EDIT: Azeroth is a pretty nice choice for me.
America. Unorigional, I know. But it saves me from having to leave home, or learn a second language.
I'd take over the country of 'Asia'. By virtual of very old maps, it would make me the owner of about 200 countries, I think.
/makes up other facts
Monaco. I don't want the hassles of having to deal with a larger country. I'd rather be in a country that doesn't need an army, doesn't get involved in religious politics and has a lot of wealthy people and good weather.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
America. And then I'd have a little meeting with everyone and decide whether or not they deserve to live. If they didn't, I'd kill them. I'd also Hitler Bush's ass. If you're that stupid, you don't deserve to breed. Ah screw, I'd kill anyone related to George Bush...and his entire government. Then I'd rename America "Happy Town" and I'd become the Pixie Queen. I'd then take all the cool people from the other countries and move them to Happy Town, and kick out anyone uncool. Actually, haven't I already killed them? OK. I won't kill the people I don't like, I'll just exile them. Happy Town would become the greatest country ever, filled with cool people and everyone would be smart. Then we'd nuke every other country. We wouldn't need their crappy oil, because we would have already developed other forms of power and transport: we'd travel in super wind tubes!
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
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Quin 'n' Tonic for Pixie Queen 2008
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"People die, Yuna dances. When will Yuna stop dancing?" - Tidus, Final Fantasy X
I'd totally take over Switzerland, set up an incredibly paranoid dicatorship, and launch an attack on France.
This would accomplish two things:
A) Switzerlands record of nuetrality would be broken.
B) The French would have a chance to win something.
Leave some shards under the belly
Lay some grease inside my hand
It's a sentimental jury
And the makings of a good plan
some cold one i like cold and i cud have a secret bunker and cuz it would be soo cold no one would want to go there and i could hold in humain experiments on Ethanol Dreams (i hate that guy
life sucks
I would take over Japan. Nice vacation spot, beautiful scenery, I don't see why not. But sorry folks, I'm not bringing back opium induced soldiers.
If that wasnt true Id be offended.
It looks like the ground had a sex change.
I will take over LAND OF HATRED.
Switzerland so I can say: "Gold? What nazi gold?"
FINE THEN I'M TAKING OVER FAIRYLAND AND PWNING ALL YOU'S >:O!
Why does everyone wanna take over America ;_;
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Because this plan is perfect: America. Then proceed to take over canada, drop a Atom Bomb on Iraq to take out all of the Al-Queda and Sadam, and everybody else, then take over germany, claiming theyve built up a secret Nazi force ready to start a nuclear war, and to protect my left and right flank take over the other countries around me by threatening to drop a bomb on them, and take over small countries after those, that way establishing me as a powerful ruler and dangerous enemy, then nuke russia and invade, like a disease that cant be stopped. Ill spread over the rest of asia then down to africa and finish with south america.
And we can't be beat because : Because, theres nothing stronger than the U.S. army, because there isnt anything stronger than a U.S. soldier. And the atom bomb and 20000000000000000000000000000000000000 missiles we have.
It looks like the ground had a sex change.
Isn't China's army more powerful than the American army? If China and America got togehter though it'd be an unstoppable force =]
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