Quote Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic View Post
America. And then I'd have a little meeting with everyone and decide whether or not they deserve to live. If they didn't, I'd kill them. I'd also Hitler Bush's ass. If you're that stupid, you don't deserve to breed. Ah screw, I'd kill anyone related to George Bush...and his entire government. Then I'd rename America "Happy Town" and I'd become the Pixie Queen. I'd then take all the cool people from the other countries and move them to Happy Town, and kick out anyone uncool. Actually, haven't I already killed them? OK. I won't kill the people I don't like, I'll just exile them. Happy Town would become the greatest country ever, filled with cool people and everyone would be smart. Then we'd nuke every other country. We wouldn't need their crappy oil, because we would have already developed other forms of power and transport: we'd travel in super wind tubes!

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Quin 'n' Tonic for Pixie Queen 2008

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