I watched a guy try to milk himself once. He was going at it for hours. Disgusting. I feel nauseous whenever I think about it. Like now.
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I watched a guy try to milk himself once. He was going at it for hours. Disgusting. I feel nauseous whenever I think about it. Like now.
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Can anyone else here feel their nipples somehow when reading this thread, without even touching them!? It's like a slight tingly sensation. Crazy.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Who cares about this? Don't you have better things to think about other than male nipples?
Lots of things make me feel my nipples![]()
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Surely so that we can play with them...![]()
So we can laugh at people with a third nipple.
My nipples are there to be bitten, wrenched, pierced, and cut
They are somewhat errogeneous
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Approximately 6,000 years ago, God created man in His image. Man came first, being naturally superior to woman. When he created woman, he mostly copied man, but he made a few necessary adjustments along the way. Somewhere along the line, in his infinite wisdom, God decided that he may as well put those two pointy bits to some practical use. Therefore man's nipples are in fact a reflection of God Himself, and woman's are simply an afterthought.
The answer is because they'd look silly without nipples, ofcourse!![]()