Quote Originally Posted by Dr Unne View Post
Approximately 6,000 years ago, God created man in His image. Man came first, being naturally superior to woman. When he created woman, he mostly copied man, but he made a few necessary adjustments along the way. Somewhere along the line, in his infinite wisdom, God decided that he may as well put those two pointy bits to some practical use. Therefore man's nipples are in fact a reflection of God Himself, and woman's are simply an afterthought.
I don't remember doing that. I just had some leftover elbow scum, is all.