dumped during sex! who does this?

[Quindiana Jones]

Just make up stories about him not being half the man he likes to think if ya know what I mean. Then spread his tiny manhood round the school, and say he had a giant spot on his right testicle. That'll serve the stupid bastard right.

Other people would know, because of his exes... he's a bit of a whore...

His ex's probably think he's jackass too. So it's all gravy.