embarassing stories, funny, amusing, weird, i'm bored ^_^

[Sakura]

Okay i'll contribute mine.

In Jazz band we had to listen to a song and write about how it made us feel.

There were two squirrels, one was collecting acorns and hiding them away in the wintertime. Another one tried to steal the acorns and the two got into a big fight. They died and went to heaven. Then another squirrel came and took the dead squirrels acorns and brought them home to feed his family that he couldn't support because of poor welfare wages and 4 illigetimate kids.

I got an A on my story ^_^


And something that happened to me:
I don't live on the farm, but I have ducks, geese, turkeys, chickens.
Well we had this chicken that was part turken, so it was oversized and odd looking. After a bunch of people came over to my house and I showed them my pets, everyone greeted me with "HOW'S YOUR HUGE COCK?" I have more but I think i've lost your attention by now =p

[Serpentarius]

that's whack...

[Sakura]

I have sooo many more >.< most of them consist of how fate hates me and how I get embarassed in front of large crowds.

[Diango12]

Ok well this may not be funny but in any case. every time I come home from the library (I spend alot of time there) theres always this little cat that pops out of the bushes at me as iam cruising on the sidewalk o_O and then falls back. I chased the sucker twice and didn't catch him

[Fire_Emblem776]

Ok well this may not be funny but in any case. every time I come home from the library (I spend alot of time there) theres always this little cat that pops out of the bushes at me as iam cruising on the sidewalk o_O and then falls back. I chased the sucker twice and didn't catch him

Just like AzumungaDio

[Sakura]

I have this cat named Millie, and my dad got my first pet goose stuffed for like 600 bucks. The first day I went to school and came back to see Millie chewing the head off of my dead stuffed goose.

[Timerk]

In middle school I cheered for a little league football thing, and I thought we were all supposed to wear our uniforms to school one day, but I was the only one because everyone else was just going to switch into their uniforms for the picture after school.

So, yeah.

[Sakura]

This one time at band camp I was setting up the ladder for our band teacher, I set it up wrong, he fell, but he wasn't too far up...unfortunatley. ^_^
I also flipped my band teacher off, he saw and I got an f in band for no reason ;[

[Evastio]

Well let's see.

There was this one time where I was doing a play and I was suppose to be stomping on someone. I missed, fell off stage, right into a garbage can. :rolleyes2

[Diango12]

I named the cat "brussles", I want to pet him but I doubt he likes me

in any case anther embarrasing moment for me is getting hit on the head by a football every once in a while I play the sport. I just don't have the hand eye coordination

[Sakura]

Well let's see.

There was this one time where I was doing a play and I was suppose to be stomping on someone. I missed, fell off stage, right into a garbage can. :rolleyes2

Oh god plays. I did the emporers new clothes in like the 5th grade and in the middle of my line started sneezing for like 5 minutes, realized the crowd was laughing at me, ran off stage, the microphone landed on the floor and made a screechy sound and I knocked over the king's castle =]

[Quindiana Jones]

I went paintballing. I got shot in the left bollock. It hurt, and I couldn't move for a fairly long time. Luckily, the ball didn't explode (the paintball), so I wasn't out. Also, nobody knew I was there. So when I healed, I made an awesome secret flanking counter attack and won the battle! W00T!

[Firo Volondé]

I once walked past my father's car, and got in the next one along without even realising what I was doing. The owner of the car was in it at the time But in my defence, it was the same colour car.

[41-Inches-Wide]

I had a cat once. She always had a sultry voice and all male cats would totally wait for her near our gate. We called her "Buri-Cat". In my dialect, it means "Prostitute". :>

[Sakura]

xD

Lol I have this car that EVERYONE has, so one time I was driving 3 of my friends home and in the parking lot I said "It's the greenish silver van" and they all ran up to a different van that had an old lady in it, she freaked out and sprayed them with pepper spray xD I told them it was the wrong one and they were all crying and really ticked afterwards