Roadmap to Becoming a CK

[Quindiana Jones]

71) Kill any CK's that the other CK's don't like.

[Del Murder]

72. Stockpile pictures of kishi and threaten to distribute them if you aren't made one. Also make sure you have someone ready to release them in the event something 'happens' to you.

[Yamaneko]

69. Be the son of a CK.
70. Save the life of a CK.

Don't eat that egg sandwich.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I can't beleive this hasn't been done yet, even after 72 other hints (most of them spam I might add) ! I read them all, and this is common sense that has not yet been posted:

73. Don't ask how to become a CK, or ask an administrator to make you into one.

[Jigsaw]

Why not, Vincent?

I've always heard that "Fortune favors the bold!!" lol!

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Hey, it's not my rule. I favor the bold as well.

The CKs/administrators themselves have warned against it.

[Avarice-ness]

74.) Don't be me.

If I became a CK I'd end up fearing I'd close my own threads.
I would like something special under my name other than "Banned" and why doesn't this road map look like a map?

[Chemical]

75) PIMP IT!!!!

[Shoeberto]

³) Send Cid "cat piss."

[Frozen Phantom]

1/2) Pull out your duel katanas and go preform a bloodly rampage through Tokyo.

*looks down*

opps thats my to do list :sweatdrop

[Yamaneko]

³) Send Cid "cat piss."

Not a fan of the Corona?

[Jigsaw]

I'm more of an MGD man.

78 (I think). Get married to a CK. Then you have access to they're account and can be on whenever you want. Is kikimm single?

[Peegee]

Mod whore

[Omnislash07]

80) list the 80th tip on this thread

[Quindiana Jones]

81) Release several "secret" sex tapes, and purely acidentally send them to Loony "I can't think of anything funny at the moment so I'll just stick with" BoB, asking if he'd like a live show. When he accepts (which he will), say you won't do anything until he Knights you.