A TANK.
					
				
			
			 
			
				A TANK.
					
				
			
			
			
				I have enough sharp things to arm a small militia. Katanas for me.
Many thanks Christmas!
Horniest Member, 2007! Gimme a little unf unf!
minigun + unlimited ammo + 100's zombies =an orgy of fun and excitment
Considering none of us would be carring weapons, the only sharp object I'd have on me would be... uhh... my house keys. I think I'd steal a car and drive the hell out of there.
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
				
			
			 
			
				A polearm with a chainsaw-like feature.
everything is wrapped in gray
i'm focusing on your image
can you hear me in the void?
My pet lion.
Orange Juice + Energizer = SPITFIRE
(Play Dead Rising)
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
				
			
			
			
				The cans of pop and plates were the best weapons in Zombies Ate My Neighbors!!
So let's go with that.
A gundam.
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
				
			
			
			
				Combat shotgun, unlimited ammo. No reload and infinite health.
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
				
			
			
			
				All you need is to feed NANNY MANUS to them and everyone will be happy.![]()
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
				
			
			
			
				I doubt Manus would be too chuffed.
					
				
			
			 
			
				God.![]()
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Boy am I an unfunny ass.