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    Quote Originally Posted by Nasarian Altimeros View Post
    Several dozen black guys.

    Everyone knows the black guys die first, so by the time they've finished chomping through all of them I could easily make my escape.
    Excuse me? racist totally racist, I don't even feel like giving my reply to this thread now!

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    Some people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashley Schovitz View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Nasarian Altimeros View Post
    Several dozen black guys.

    Everyone knows the black guys die first, so by the time they've finished chomping through all of them I could easily make my escape.
    Excuse me? racist totally racist, I don't even feel like giving my reply to this thread now!
    Keep notes next time you watch a horror movie. As distasteful as it is, he's right.

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    a good old fashioned boomstick is all that I need to kill those wretched things. There's about 5 in my back garden right now. Or a gigantic hammer would be a useful tool in subduing these beasts.

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    Manus' face in the one hand, Levian's ass in the other. I'll scare those zombies to death....proper death that is. Without the whole coming back crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashley Schovitz View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Nasarian Altimeros View Post
    Several dozen black guys.

    Everyone knows the black guys die first, so by the time they've finished chomping through all of them I could easily make my escape.
    Excuse me? racist totally racist, I don't even feel like giving my reply to this thread now!
    Just be sure to be equally observant when there's a joke about white guys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimp View Post
    Me.
    oh ok then. everyone, your troubles have been solved. chimp says we can pick him up, and use him as a club to defeat the zombies
    I made one myself for a change! Although you can probably tell that..

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    F/A-22 Raptor should do the job if you have all the goodies.
    If not I'd choose... (Longsword, katna or scythe..?) Scythe would be best for me. ^^
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    Hmmm...one almost wants to make an EoFF Zombie Hunt game after reading this.

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    Yes, use me.

    Abuse me

    I want it. I want it.

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    mouthwash. theyll be cleaned to death.

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    A motorcycle with unlimited petrol. I don't plan on fighting.


    What?This is my third post. What the hell?

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    Bahamut. Or maybe Ifirit. Or better yet, a bunch of Holy and Full-Life spells.

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    I like the idea of toying with them, get a shotgun and blast off their arms and legs, then they'll just be torsos flopping around. Or you could play hymns really loud, that'd kill them...it'd probably kill me too though

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    [quote=Frozen Phantom;1995435]I would make this a poll thread, but theres too many choices to do one effectively.

    Book of the dead to raise dead people of my own and kill the zombies

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