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Thread: EoFF Choose Your Own Adventure, Take two!

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    So you look for help. You choose....

    a)The delightful Dr Kovac
    b)Sweeny Todd
    c)Lorraine Kelly
    d)Vanessa Feltz ample bosom

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    b) You choose Sweeney Todd.

    "Sweeney Todd, I choose you! Sweeney, attack its weak point for massive damage!"

    Sweeney stares at you, confused.

    You...

    A) seek help elsewhere.
    B) do a real-time weapons change.
    C) decide to put your combat-ballet lessons to good use.
    D) "feed" Sweeney Todd a Lightning Stone to make him evolve into Stormy Todd (brilliant, I know).

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    C) Decide to put your combat-ballet lessons to good use.

    As you gracefully fly towards the big mother monster things face, you wonder why it's looking at you that way. That thought doesn't stay, however, because you becoma far too busy beautifully pummelling the crap out of the thing. As you sprance around on it's worn out body, you laugh at it's laboured breathing, and then pirouette away to a nearby door, labelled "DOOR -TOTALLY NOT BOOBY TRAPPED OR NUFFIN, AND IF YOU GO THROUGH IT YOU SOOOOO WON'T DIE".

    Do you:

    A) Go through it, because you soooooo won't die.
    B) Look suspiciously at it, then decide to find another way to wherever it is that the door probably doesn't lead to.
    C) Look at the door carefully, and attempt to disarm the traps that totally aren't on it.
    D) Sit down, get a pint, and eat the monster alive, whilst singing every song from every single Abba album.

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    A) Go throught it, because you sooooo won't die.


    What do you know? You didn't die. You go down the stairs and find another world! Geez, some day you're having. So, you:

    A) Go through the portal
    B) Go back to finish the monster
    C) Consult the Tonberry on what you should do
    D) Go home and take a nap

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    D) Go home and take a nap.

    So you're back at home all comfy and snuggly under your blanket when you are suddenly woken up! Looking around groggily, you find that the Tonberry followed you home and doink'd you. You...

    A) Cast Curaga!
    B) Kill the Tonberry
    C) Run away screaming
    D) Doink it back.

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