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    What do you think is the best way to pay your respects to a pimp?

    Being a Pimp myself, I feel kissing the rings is a rather excelent way, but only when offered.

    When not offered money is always a good gift.

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    I think pimps should be clobbered. *wrinkles nose*

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    Quote Originally Posted by corncracker View Post
    What do you think is the best way to pay your respects to a pimp?
    By severely beating them for choosing such a asinine path in life.

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    I'd get my favourite cricket bat and introduce them to it.
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    I feel the people here aren't aware of the proper way to act around a pimp. It shames me that our schools arn't teaching the youth about such important things. Makes me wonder why I pay taxes.

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    Get them more ho's.

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    Compliment their awesome headgear.

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    Give them a pimp-cane kit with which to shine and model their cane into perfection.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 41-Inches-Wide View Post
    I think pimps should be clobbered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by corncracker View Post
    I feel the people here aren't aware of the proper way to act around a pimp. It shames me that our schools arn't teaching the youth about such important things. Makes me wonder why I pay taxes.
    You're just lucky you're still alive.

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    By check or credit card. Sorry, no CODs.

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    By kissin' dem rings and slappin' dem hos.

    But seriously, they need to be shot with drugs until they go comatose so the doctors can take off life support.

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    Why is it you people will create all these serious topics and do nothing but goof off in the thread, and the moment a goof off thread comes up you get all serious and pissy?

    It boggles me. I think I need a nap.

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    A good ol' fashioned cockslap always seemed appropriate with my previous pimps.

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    Like a lemon pie a la mode, my nine is easy to load. 'Cause I'm a wannabe gangsta, better go back to Comack.

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