Originally Posted by
The Captain
Well, what've we got?
There's Alastair|UK, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon, egg and spam, egg bacon and spam, egg bacon Cthulu sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam, spam egg Levian spam spam bacon and spam, spam sausage spam spam Meat Puppet bacon spam tomato Old Manus and spam; spam spam spam egg and Psychotic, spam spam spam Quin 'n' Tonic spam spam spam baked beans Raistlin spam spam spam, Roto13, or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and Yam, er, spam, er, Yamaneko.
If you're wondering if there's anything without much spam in it, well there's Alastair|UK, which goes lovely with a nice side of spam, served cold.
Or perhaps a nice long tall glass of Quin 'n' Tonic to wash down your spam?
Or maybe, you like your spam Old Manus? There have been some charges of mold anus growing on it, but it's still among our best.
Then there's one of our older dishes, Cthulu, which has only gotten more tasty and tender with age.
Or even a good Roto13, which is a vast improvement on the first 12 varieties.
We also have, a more recently changed dish, Levian, served either rare or well done, but always with some form of garnish, usually spam.
There's a good market now for Meat Puppet, which despite it's name, is actually perfect for the veggie lover in all of us, though spam does sneak it's way in there too.
Who could forgot, one of the old stand-bys, which always seems to be among our best sellers, Psychotic, which takes spam to an artform in the hands of the chef, much like the Iron Chefs do to their dishes.
And of course, there's always a good Raistlin if you really want something to chew on, and perhaps not go down easy, but the flavor is worth it.
To cap it off, we have Yamaneko, which has a very subtle yet wonderfully spam-like taste all its own.
All are worthy selections, guaranteed to fill your spamming needs, but in order to stay on your diet, we must only choose one this time....
Yay! Go... one of you.
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