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Evil. A word used to describe the likes of Dr. Doom, Lex Luther, and (depending on the fanboy) Sony/Nintendo/Microsoft. Generally believed to have derived from the Latin words ee, meaning “someone who” and val meaning “I sort of don’t like”, evil has been used to describe a lot of things. Here at EoFF, it’s meaning will hinge on whichever member wins this Ciddie. I have it one good authority that after the winner is announced, the word “evil” will change to that members name through the swear filter. But that doesn’t matter now, because we don’t even know who’s won. So let’s take a brief look back at the nominees and what they did or may have done to get here.
Chemical is evil based on name alone I guess. I mean, chemicals are what made the Green Goblin, The Joker, and Rush Limbaugh the fearsome super-villains they are. Of course, Chemical may also be nominated because of her rather blunt way of posting her opinion, which while perfectly fine had undoubtedly made some people see her as evil. Or it could be that freaky signature. Either way, she secretly wants this Ciddie, so we’ll have to see if the voters gave it to her.
HATE. A word synonymous with Christmas to any EoFFer, most people probably think this can be construed to also mean evil. With her comic predicting a civil war looming and DK being killed by Loony BoB, people may see her as the cause of these events, despite them actually not happening. Whatever the reason, she’s up and a strong contender.
Erdrick Holmes may suffer the same fate as Chemical, in that people don’t like the way he types his opinion on things. A regular in this category, Holmes usually doesn’t do well in it, but maybe this time he’s been exceptionally evil in an attempt to secure victory.
At first fire_of_avalon doesn’t appear to be very evil. She likes Auron, guitars, and chatting, and… wait, chatting? Okay, so there you go, foa is pretty much an evil person through and through. She also wished for Neel’s toes to fall off, which is just plain not nice. Apparently she really wants to win this.
Apparently the pill referenced in I Took the Red Pill’s name is amphetamine, which would explain a lot of things. While it doesn’t make him evil, we all know that drugs are bad, right? We learned that in like, second grade with the D.A.R.E thing and Nancy Reagan. And if you’re against Nancy Reagan, you’re obviously not a good guy. That’s science. But do EoFFer’s know science.
The oddly named I'm my own MILF is probably on here due to his devouring of a defenseless apple, despite it’s pleas for mercy and it having many seeds that may one day become saplings. He also is a part of the HuxDDD and Frenchie thing, so that may be why to. Long tounges are scary.
The very fact that Kawaii Ryűkishi’s horns can be used in dark arts is a pretty good indication that something may be afoot. The fact that he has a seemingly infinite amount of knowledge only compounds the feeling that Kishi is something not of this world, and those types of things are rarely good. It’s in movies. Seeing as how Kishi is both well-known and evil, he has a very good shot at this.
Aside from those dumb Egyptians (really, tombs don’t need to be that big guys), most cultures treat cats as somewhat evil. Is it any wonder Leeza’s up for this Ciddie, especially since she doesn’t even find cats, cats find her. She also one of the most role-enforcing staff members, and we all know rules are evil. These facts place Leeza in a good position going into the finals.
Never one to mince words (where the heck did that saying even come from anyway?), Lindy is known for his razor sharp wit and scathing posts. A dimension-hopping hellion, Lindy is never afraid to let someone know that he or she is, in the nicest way, a moron. Apparently this makes him evil, or at least not nice sometimes. Either way, his reputation will definitely help him here.
Despite trying to pass himself off as the famous superhero Hoodie Man, Psychotic is clearly a dangerous revolutionary, which makes him different and therefore evil. The Che Guevara of EoFF, he leads his BAotW and W-Boats in covert operations even now. His promotion to Cid’s Knight only emboldened him and strengthened his hold. Most people seem to think he’s pretty much the evil mastermind behind a lot of stuff, and he rarely seems to deny it. He’s been up for this before, and is sure to garner votes, but will they be enough?
Now, you’d think it’d be obvious as to why Raistlin’s up for this one. If you’ve ever been in EoEo (when he’s not banned from there), you’ll likely see that he has a “unique” way of arguing his points. However, like most crazed evil folks, Raistlin sees what he’s doing as justice, usually against the Staff and particularly ShlupQuack (who’s also up for this). We’ll have to see which one of them, if either, you think if the evilest.
Resha likes cricket and football (also known by it’s real name, soccer). While this does not make her inherently evil, her allegiance with Arsenal is likely the reason for her nomination. While I do not know much about English football teams, Psychotic (and likely some other members) are none too happy with her choice of teams. There may be other reasons, but I can’t think of any. But you voters apparently have some, so we’ll have if her actions are evil enough to win this Ciddie.
Roto13 has a beard. Guess who else has a beard? If you said Lenin, you’re right. Or Raz'al'gul. Point is, beards = evil. Sure you have your exceptions, your Lincoln’s, your Jesus’s, your RSL’s, but as a general rule, beards rank behind handlebar mustaches as the evilest form of facial hair. But will this be enough to push Roto13 into the winners circle?
At first, ShlupQuack may seem to be on the side of justice. She does, after all, constantly battle with another nominee, Raistlin, and if you fight someone who’s evil you must be good, right? Wrong. Remember Venom? Just because he helped Spider-Man fight carnage doesn’t mean he’s a good guy. So it is with Shlup. She also has a giant dinosaur at her command, and most evil folk have some sort of and abnormally large pet to devour their enemies. Shlup would probably love to win this just to beat Raistlin, but will either of them win?
As you can see, we have quite a pack of evil folks here at EoFF, and these are just the ones who got nominated. So, which on of these puppy-kicking candy –stealing dastardly do-no-gooders will take the prize? I don’t know, let’s ask Award Guy.
AGAIN.
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