Originally Posted by
corncracker
Every six months on the forums we see many displays of manly strength and activities ranging from Bragging of things they didn’t do to there continual disregard of womens rights. I’m talking of course of the most Masculine member of EoFF. An amazing show of manly strength and mind is what will win this catagory.
Being voted in for his apparent God Complex, Devil Man makes his way into the Ranks of Nominees, holding the most nominations. His Third person talking and Tales of Women he Claims to have been with show his amazing ability to trade stories with the best of them, and a false confidence that is worthy of the manliest of men. Saddly his manliness has removed him from the competition, apperently we just weren’t ready to sample his man hood.
Two interesting Candidates for this award are none other then the Female staffers Shlupquack and Kikimm. Some may wonder why they are here, how can women be Masculine? These females have shown greater and bigger balls than most of our residing men, that alone earned them the right to be nominated, the facial hair just helped to ensure the position.
The Buffet of Manliness himself, Strider, also makes an appearance. Are these Claims of Manliness true, or a well constructed Lie to win himself a Ciddie? If it isn’t obvious to you what the truth is, you obviously don’t know how men think, therefore are not on this list of Nominee.
Let us not Forget two of our Resident heroes, a man who is fairly new to our forums compared to most others on this list, the self Proclaimed God Vincent has more than enough Ego, but can he compete with Maxx Power, since its hard to compete with a Pirate. Pilaging towns, larceny, on top of that he is a Red Mage? Even if Vincent was a god, could he compete?
But who can forget the Local Rockstar Spaceman Spiff, none other than the Rock God of the Forums. Originally known as Sexy McAwsome, his names reek of Man in a way others do not. Will his Rock Prowess take him to the top?
RSL and Resha, how the hell they got nominated I have no Idea. Same goes For Manus, he’s just a Smart Allec, and Masculine and Smart don’t go together. Since I don’t know who this IceGlow person is you can insert your own comments here.
It’s a battle Royal for the most Masculine member this Ciddies, from the new to old. Not even Yams and his demand for women to serve his every whim and make him a sandwich was unable to make it into this race, who will come out on top?
Congrats Jess
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