Originally Posted by
Baloki
Hello one, hello all to the greatest freak show on Earth, thats right it's time for the grand unvailing of our star attraction, the Eyes on Final Fantasy Award for the Best Side Show, aka the Best Site Staff Ciddie. So whos up for nominations this year I hear you shout? Well I think it's time I gave a quick run down of all the freaks and odderties that make up the Site Staff.
First up we have the usual star attractions we keep in the special Senior Site Staff area of the ring, the Roogle, a half rabbit, half google server hybrid, the Roogle is an insanely knoweledgable, insanely quiet creature that has a habit of copying and indexing all that it sees. Next to him is the bottle of Samurai-Aid, the official sponsers of the EoFF database, without the Squirrels that run it would be doomed to dehydration! And finally, and lastly thank god (not that the Senior Site Staff suck much, but they do!), it's Loony BoB, aka the soc-mister! The Loony BoB is a weird and wonderful creature, it believes it is some mithical creature known as a 'chocobo' but it is in fact a half-bread, ostrich/turkey thing, but we let it believe it has some kind of special purpose so it does work for us. Yes BoB, those are wings, yes BoB you can fly, no BoB don't jump off that clif...
Oh well. Now we've got the main attractions out of the way I feel it's time we ran down through the real hard workers around here, the ones you vote on. We've got Azar, also known as the bearded lady to some. DK, aka Dan, aka Chicken legs, aka the increadible strectching Taco (honestly don't ask, it's a sight you'd only ever want to see once...). Flying Mullet, who I'm told can do more with a Ping pong ball then some Thai girls he met while in Japan. And last but not least we have Stri, aka Strider, aka the Strong Man. He can lift a whole server above his head with one finger, honest!
Now we're through with the freaks I feel I should mention our eternal ringmistriss, the eternalshiva, hell theres always gotta be one looker in the bunch, but other then that I think thats it.
So now the votes have been tabulated, Award Guys been given another one of your sisters and I'm still bitter about being banned, yet still being forced to work here so I think it's about time we got on with the results, over to you Award Guy!
I miss eternalshiva ;_; DK rawr
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